HappyTails

If your idea of fetish gear is camouflage pants, NASCAR t-shirt, and baseball cap, you just might be a redneck master.

If you have ever gone to a play party in curlers and a kerchief, you just might be a redneck sub.

If the floor of your dungeon is covered with oil slicks and grease stains, you just might be a redneck master.

If you count your spankings "1...2...3...the next number...the next number...the next number...", you just might be a redneck sub.

If your submissive sleeps outside in a cage and your hunting dogs share your bed, you just might be a redneck master.

If your safeword is "cut it out or I'm tellin' Ma", you just might be redneck sub.

If the only submissive you play with is also your wife, your sister, and your aunt, you just might be a redneck master.

If you know what your Mistress expects from you by the way she belches, you just might be a redneck sub.

If you need to move carburetors and dead batteries to get at the St. Andrew's cross, you just might be a redneck master.

If your master tells you to fix him a steak, and you start by loading the shotgun, you just might be a redneck sub.

If you keep your crops in a rack on the rear window of the cab in your pick-up truck, you just might be a redneck master.

If fulfilling your master's every whim means picking up a 12-pack and changing the TV channels for him, you just might be a redneck sub.

If your cane doubles as your CB antenna, you just might be a redneck master.

If you have ever been bound and gagged in the bed of a rusty pick up truck, you just might be a redneck sub.

If you repair your leather with duct tape, you just might be a redneck master.

If you have ever tried to brighten the dungeon decor with a pair of pink flamingos, you just might be a redneck sub.

If your idea of a quality leather shop is Billy Joe Bob's Beer and Bait, you just might be a redneck master.

If you have ever had to use your safeword in order to spit tobacco juice, you just might be a redneck sub.

If you have ever had to take the deer you were dressing in order to restrain your slave, you just might be a redneck master.

If you have ever used nipple clamps in order to remove tics from master's huntin' dogs, you just might be a redneck sub.




Redneck Dungeon


15 Signs You're in a Redneck Dungeon

1. Toys are displayed in wall-mounted gun racks.

2. The dungeon masters are Bubba and Bobbi Sue Cindy.

3. The hostess has bigger hair than Roseanne's behind.

4. The suspension rings are hung on the deer's antlers.

5. The neural wheel is missing a few teeth.

6. The interrogation chair is the rusted seat from a '68 Ford pickup.

7. The cage is already occupied...by a pair of tick hounds.

8. There's an engine, lawn mower, pink flamingo and rusted patio furniture scattered through out the play area.

9. The floor covering is hubcaps.

10. The suspension cuffs are foam beer can covers.

11. The branding irons have the same Flying ~W~ as on the cow that is tied to the porch railing.

12. Coffee cans are strategically located on the floor to collect spit.

13. The host refers to Y'all dominates and yer li'l critters'

14. There is tobacco juice running down the sides of the candles.

15. There's a transmission in the sling.

I love it..........that stuff is so funny and some of it true

Razor, you never surprise me anymore.
haha
I miss you sexy!

Thats the FUNNIEST thing I have evr read! great job razor. Growing up in the south and living on the reneck end of cinci I can relate. Sad how much of it is true NAW HELL its all good

I think we should send this over to jeff foxworthy, this is so like my ranch,
Yes I have the branding iron hanging on my front post

Razor, this was just too too funny!